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Monday, February 11, 2013

High-No!

Can this high-low skirt trend just stop. Right now. Please.

I'm not a fan.

Because really, it's annoying when I'm shopping and I see a super cute skirt, only to pull it out and one side trails the floor while the other side is above the knees.

Let's just look at this objectively for a moment.............(go google a picture of a high-low skirt or something)....................... it's not cute. Do you see what I mean? It's ridiculous.

My brothers call it a mullet skirt.
And just like the mullet, in a few years, everybody will be making fun of it.

I'm not sure how this originated. Was it a burst of creative inspiration... Or did somebody not know how to cut and sew a strait line?

Maybe all us shoppers should go on a sort of strike, and not buy anymore of these mullet skirts. Then maybe things will go back to normal, and the hems will go back to strait.
I'd like that.

That is all.

Signed,
       -Me.